If summer is the season when mature sandals, spring is when you reap the moccasins.
God stramalediaca the moccasin.
not exist in the world, a type of shoe most insipid and most effeminate of the moccasin. The man must have shoe laces, let's say this right away.
But what is most chilling in the neck is a fucking moccasin bottom of the shoe, its profile hesitant, the suolina thin.
Pua!
The loafer is a shoe fags. Here I told you.
But I say, did you noticed that brings them the Pope?
Penetettozeticezimen has the color brown loafers shit! Only he, being Kraut takes them with white socks. Oh
then around 35/40 years is full of shitty in Moccasin, then do not say those scamosciatini, slavatini, ass camel color, with tacchettini rubber underneath that filth in imitation prada (later bought by Pittarello) that are generally defined as "boat shoes."
boat shoes?
But who's got the boat?
is because they have a flat sole with rubber for the purpose for which it does not ruin the teak deck of 12 meters.
... Fuck around with us for six cleats on the deck of the boat, or with ice skates.
Oh, then sti moccasins are worn with the "ghosts"!
know what are the "ghosts" you?
'm a shitty and embarrassing cross between a sock and a condom.
you arrive at Nocetta yes and no ... you just cover the heel and inevitably, as you walk, you roll up in his shoes, getting horrible bed sores can be healed only after seventeen Bufalini Cesena autografts of skin, taken from the course your own ass.
But what is next?
But what the heck! ... But are used to make moccasins so that it seems you have no socks ... but instead have them! ... is a barbatrucco! ... are hidden from the edge of the shoe ...!
What's cool eh, never without ...
Basically, no one has the balls to bring a loafer without socks, a little 'to the smell, and a little' because of the stigma, so something had to be pure invention.
Oh moccasin then it is imperative to order from the centaur scooterone flaunts them with a mix of grace and bravado as he unravels with great skill in city traffic, cutting the road and turning constantly on the center line, left in a sort of perpetual attempt to overtake ...
The thing that comforts and consoles the average motorist is that if, every so often, someone in the car suddenly left turn (placing the arrow with a pile of delay), sti moccasins shit you see them flying and spinning in the air fucking with their ghosts, like the swallows of March.
sti Also because of the scooters are "presotto" without change ... Vai mo 'you to change gears for a Moto Guzzi with the gearbox using a moccasin foot, the second traffic light you already have a hole in the shoe and the big toe on the outside ...
So God bless the Clarks, the timeless desert boots and even all of their imitations, shoes strict essential to wear a sock with a sponge, you change only after a week ... Men's shoes, shoes rustic but elegant at the same time, the shoes of Dylan Dog in short ... with those beautiful laccioni cotton, big ones, you do not ever loose ... Even in the coffin.
Here I write nice clear: "I want to be buried clarks with my feet! "
Duke
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